He might be a horrible ninja, but no matter what happens, he will always be there to rescue me in a inescapable team fight.
He's not a very good tank, but in a really sticky situation, he will surely throw his lantern just so he could pull me out of danger... and even give me a shield just so he could make sure I'm safe.
He can be scary sometimes because he brings darkness to the rift, but he just does that so I'll stay safe.
Usually, he grows white wings just so he could serve as my guardian angel... not just to heal, but also to protect me, and sometimes, he grows dark scary wings so he could imprison anyone who wishes to steal my soul.
When I bring my claws and fangs in a team fight, he could shoot an arrow across the map to help me out.
He can be the great steam golem, chasing down enemies. With his giant iron fists, he captures them. They say the steam golem doesn't have a heart, but they're wrong, because he risks his own life for me.
He's fluffy... and also has cat ears, opponents call him a pussy, but they're usually speechless after he weakens them. Its amazing how tanks call him a pussy, when they're the one running away from a kitty.
After a very shameful defeat, he will usually come back to the rift holding a hugs sword, but it is very unusual sword cause it's broken. He says he needs to redeem himself because he failed to protect me.
Since he was considered OP, he brought a lamp post to the battlefield instead. Sometimes, I think he regrets changing his weapon though, because he says he can never be strong enough to protect me, which 100% wrong. Even though he only carries a brass lamp post with him, he still carries our team to victory.
With his little spherical pet, he could make me run faster for an escape... or maybe protect me in a team fight cause I'm usually the one to engage.
Mighty as fuck, brutal as hell. On his right hand, he holds his axe... on the left, he holds my heart. He swore he will never leave me no matter what. most champions say he's satan's descendant, but if he truly is, why does he risks his life and get shut down-ed just to save me?